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- ♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

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♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

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♪ With each other
they discover ♪

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♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

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♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Rise of the ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

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♪ Rise ♪

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[easygoing hip-hop music]

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- Man, junkyards
are gold mines!

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♪ ♪

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Who needs real pineapples

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when you have
one of these babies?

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♪ ♪

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- Donnie!
Donnie! Donnie!

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I really think we should--
- Ah, fuzzy nerd dice!

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- Donnie!

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[both grunting with impacts]

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♪ ♪

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- Mikey, next time,
I would appreciate a heads-up.

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- Okay.
Heads up!

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Is that...

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- [gasps] It is!

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The Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy!

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Featured in not one,
not two,

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but 60 sequels

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of "Jupiter Jim's
Last Trip to the Moon."

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Ah!

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- How could anybody let
that historical gem

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slip through their fingers?

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- I do not know, Michael,

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but we've got to have it.

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[stealthy music]

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♪ ♪

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- But how are we gonna
get the car?

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We can't go and talk
to one of those human people.

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[loud crash]

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[rock music]

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- Who the heck are youse?

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- Oh, no, a mutant!

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Wait, we're mutants too.
It's okay.

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- Dude, you better hide.

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There's a human guy
around here.

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- Easy, easy.

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This is Repo Mantis Salvage.

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The guy is me.

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- This is your lot?

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You have to sell us
that moon buggy!

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Please!
Ah!

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

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Cool your scramjets, buddy.

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This is a negotiation.

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We gotta play it smooth.

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[bold percussive music]

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♪ ♪

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- So, uh, how much
you gonna pay us

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to take this pile of parts
off your hands, amigo?

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- Scram.

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I got a lot of fenders
to count.

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- I see you drive
a hard bargain, sir.

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Well, perhaps
I can interest you

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in a little coin.

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I've got big silver,
small silver,

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and I can make it rain
copper, daddy.

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[underwhelming musical tones]

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[dramatic musical tone]

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- Hey, you ain't got
nearly enough, but say,

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I could use a couple
of tough muties like you.

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Ever do any repo work?

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- Of course!

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No.
What's repo work?

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- It's when you take stuff back

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from deadbeats
who didn't pay for it.

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Do a job for me today,

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and I'll let you have
that moon buggy thing.

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- We're in.
- And...sidebar.

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Look, Mikey, repo men
have to be mean,

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and I don't know
if you know this,

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but you're kind of a softie.

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- That really hurts
my feelings!

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Oh.

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You have a point.

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But I can do this.

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Hard as nails.
Grr.

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We're in.

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What's the skinny, chico?

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- I need you to get an RV

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from a real shady mutant.

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Holes up in the woods

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on the wrong side
of the tracks,

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in the darkest outskirts
of the bad part of town.

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- Thanks for the ride!
Ah!

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- I ran a profile on this guy.

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Lawless loner,
doesn't pay his bills,

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lives in this
very spooky forest.

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He is a 98% match
for the Spine-Breaking Bandit!

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[dramatic music]

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- Pfft.
I'm not scared

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of some no-good forest dweller!

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Let's see him!

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There's his RV!

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[growling noises]

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both: Ah!

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- That's the biggest
forest dweller

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I've ever seen!
- He is totally

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gonna break our spines.

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Maybe we should call
Raph and Leo.

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- No, no, no, no, no!
We got this.

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Think of all the boss
adventures

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we could have in
the moon buggy!

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- Ah, all right.

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If you are dead-set
on doing this,

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we gotta go stealth.

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Sneak-jitsu 101:

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Never let a spine-breaker
get behind you.

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[both scream]
- No! He's behind us!

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He is directly behind us!

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Ah!

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Ah!
- Oof!

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Ah.

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[dramatic music]

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- Hey, I'm Todd!

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Welcome to Cuddle Cakes
Puppy Rescue,

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the puppy-est place on earth!

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[laughs]

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- Puppies.

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Right.

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And which one are you having
for dinner?

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- Oh, right!
It's dinner time!

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[jaunty music]

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Hey, you guys want some of my

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Internet-famous
homemade lemonade?

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I donate it to folks in Alaska
who need a little sunshine.

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[gentle music]

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- Oh, wow.
This is pretty good.

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- That honestly tastes
exactly like sunshine.

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Wow.
And sidebar.

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Cute puppies,
nonprofit lemonade?

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This is no
spine-breaking bandit.

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- He's the nicest guy
in the world.

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- But we need that RV.

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We gotta be tough with him.

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Hard as nails!

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[extended slurping]

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- Got it.

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[dramatic music]

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So, Todd,

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let's get down to business
about your RV.

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- Sure thing!

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Could you hold Willis?

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- Oh, I d--I don't know
if I'm--no!

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Aww, you little mischief-maker!

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Wait a minute.
We're supposed to be talking

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about your RV.

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- Look, Todd.

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You haven't made a payment
in two years,

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and that means--
- Yeah.

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Turns out, all you get
for rescuing puppies

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are million-dollar smiles.

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[puppy barks]

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Ooh, Miho wants
her belly rubbed.

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- My hard-as-nails brother
and I are here to--

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- And I'll call you
Indiana Bones,

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and you Little Bones.

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- Mikey, come on!

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Oh!

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- [laughs] Melvin wants
to play!

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Could you toss his ball?
- Okay, fine.

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I will toss the ball if you
give us the keys to your--

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I am in something squishy.
I am in something squishy!

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- Oh, yeah, I am so swamped,

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I never get
to clean the yard up.

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But you guys
are so good at this!

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Do you want to grab
a couple shovels?

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[Mikey and Donnie grunting]

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- [sighs]

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Why did we just do that?

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- I don't know, Michael.

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I don't know.

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Niceness is his superpower!

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- Ah, you guys
must be exhausted.

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Why don't you sleep over?

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In the morning,
I can hold Sir Chomps-A-Lot

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while you guys floss
his giant fangs!

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- That sounds gr--
no, no.

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We didn't come here
to help you.

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We came here
to repo your RV.

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- Okay.

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Yeah, I guess me and the pups

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will just sleep under the stars
tonight.

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[distant thunder]

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[sniffing]

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[morose music]

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♪ ♪

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And every night,

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through puppy hurricane season!

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[cries]

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♪ ♪

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- I can't do it!

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- Okay, Todd.

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[clears throat]

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How about you trade us
that dusty RV,

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and we make you
a new place to sleep, huh?

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- [gasps] Really?

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And a place to feed
the puppies,

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and bathe and diaper
and play with them?

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- Yes.
- I don't suppose that--

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- Yes, obviously, there will be
robot assistants!

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- And go!

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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Thanks, guys!
I'll never forget you!

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And come back

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if you ever want
to milk the puppies!

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They have eight nipples!
- No, stop! No.

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both: Hard as nails!

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- All right!
- We did it!

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Hey, Repo!

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One RV, as promised.

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Wax up that moon buggy, baby.

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- Not bad, not bad.

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But what had happened was...

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I ain't giving it to you.

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Turns out,

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dorky Jupiter Jim fans'll

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pay big bucks just to sit
in that thing!

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- What?
We had a deal, buddy-o.

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- Scrapping is
a tricky business, kids,

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and you got tricked.

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- We are not leaving

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without our moon buggy.

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- Hey, the purple one's funny!

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- I keep telling you guys
I'm funny.

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- I'm gonna break your legs

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halfway through...twice.

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Ah!

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- Ha!

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Mikey, the magnet!

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- Hmm?

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[rock music]

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♪ ♪

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- [sputtering]
- A deal's a deal, chico!

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- Is there anything
magnets can't do?

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- Ah!
Ooh!

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[giddy laughter]

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Tallyho!

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- Eat crater dust, bug man!

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- [panting]

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[grunts]

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[chuckles]

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[horn sounds]

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- Man, this thing
is super slow.

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- Of course it is.

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It was built for the gravity
of the Moon.

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- Give me back
my dork-mobile!

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- Moon-core lasers, activate!

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Oh...
- Uh...

267
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,620
- Crater dust cloud...

268
00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:05,965
- Should that do anything?

269
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,068
- Zero-atmosphere
Gatling missiles?

270
00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,103
Ah, nuts.

271
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,206
[both yell]

272
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,344
- [laughs maniacally]

273
00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:14,000
[rock music]

274
00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,896
- This is a movie vehicle, pal.

275
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:18,310
They wouldn't load it up
with advanced lunar artillery.

276
00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,896
- Not unless
it's the moon buggy

277
00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,482
from "Jupiter Jim's
Third Last Trip to the moon,"

278
00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:23,827
which had a fake dashboard

279
00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,620
to fool the Plutonians!

280
00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,034
Pasta fazool!

281
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:30,551
I'm kicking in Jupiter Jim
Titan Turbo Mode!

282
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,551
[both cheering]

283
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:35,586
- [growls]

284
00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:40,034
♪ ♪

285
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,137
- I can't shake him.

286
00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:44,206
- I'll try
the Gravity Grease 3000.

287
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,413
Crowd: Oil! Ah, oil!

288
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,793
Oil?
This is gonna...

289
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,551
- I think we got
a bunch of people

290
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,034
pretty oily.
Ow!

291
00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,896
[horn honking]

292
00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,586
- Maybe the bug-zapper button.
- Really?

293
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,758
There is a bug-zapper but--
why didn't you try that first?

294
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:01,827
- It didn't have
a 3000 after it.

295
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,172
- There. Happy?

296
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,896
- Why, thank you.

297
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,206
[electronic humming]

298
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,344
- Oh...

299
00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,896
What a pretty tone of blue.

300
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,344
Ow!

301
00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:16,448
[spacey electronic music]

302
00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,137
both: Hard as nails!

303
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:20,931
♪ ♪

304
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,620
- [laughs]
Those guys.

305
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,758
[thumping techno music
playing]

306
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,793
- Yeah, all right.

307
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,068
- Get 'em.

308
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:32,034
- [grunting]

309
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,620
- I don't think
he's got this.

310
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:35,586
- Hey! Leave him alone.

311
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,517
- What? I'm just saying
he doesn't have this.

312
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,931
- You're just trying
to get in my head.

313
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,137
- Oh, my peaches and cream,
he just doubled.

314
00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:45,448
- [coughing and wheezing]

315
00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:47,344
- Rag! Now!

316
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:50,344
- Have I ever told you
how big and beautiful you are?

317
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:51,862
- No, but thank you.

318
00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,827
- Uh, he is about to set
a new high score.

319
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,413
I can't watch,
but I can't not watch!

320
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,068
- [coughing]

321
00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:03,551
[labored breathing]

322
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,724
♪ ♪

323
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,034
- You know what they say
about big-time moments?

324
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,068
- Yes, I do.

325
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,448
They say that in big-time
moments,

326
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,448
leaders make--

327
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:14,379
- Brain!

328
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:17,034
- Game over.

329
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,206
- Ow, my brain!

330
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:20,931
- No!

331
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,724
Why?

332
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,655
- [inhales heavily]

333
00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,206
[sneezes weakly]

334
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,620
- Gesundheit.

335
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:29,137
- Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh,
Splinter's a zombie!

336
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,448
- Mikey, zombies are interested
in other people's brains.

337
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,655
- Rat Flu.
This is not a drill.

338
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:37,793
I repeat,
this is not a drill, boys.

339
00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,379
- I feel terrible.

340
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,586
Do I look terrible?

341
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,344
Be honest.

342
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,482
[woman screams]

343
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:49,620
- Whoa!
- Okay.

344
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,758
- You look great,
not horribly sick at all.

345
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,758
He's horribly sick.

346
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,241
- Look, a flu this intense

347
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,137
is going to affect
all areas of his brain--

348
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,758
I'm talking
the full seven stages--

349
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:03,862
before his body
naturally heals itself.

350
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:06,310
- You guys know what
the full seven stages mean?

351
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:07,758
- Mm-hmm.

352
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:11,000
- Another chance to get
whatever we want!

353
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,551
all: Yeah!

354
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,517
- But poor Dad.

355
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,310
He must feel terrible.

356
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:20,137
But lucky us, he'll say yes
to whatever we ask for!

357
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:21,517
Whoo-hoo!

358
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:25,310
- Only if we make it all
the way to end of the flu,

359
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:28,655
the elusive
stage seven.

360
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,448
And we never get there.

361
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,413
- This year's gonna be
different.

362
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,862
Nobody's getting bit.

363
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,413
Nobody's getting infected.

364
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,793
- When we do
make it to the end,

365
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,586
which I'm now calling
the Must Say Yes stage,

366
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,551
what are we gonna ask for?

367
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,241
all: Hmm...

368
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,724
- Hmm.

369
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,413
Well, this year, I was
thinking we could ask for,

370
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,034
uh, um, er--uh...

371
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,724
- Aww, he's got nothing.
We're dead.

372
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,310
- Hey, I got something,
all right?

373
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,310
Like a, uh--

374
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:54,586
- Uranium!

375
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,344
Oh, we should absolutely
ask for uranium.

376
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,206
I mean, if I could finally
get my hands

377
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,793
on a little of that, we would
be virtually unstoppa--

378
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,586
- What about a brick oven
for pizza?

379
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,206
- Who's gonna clean that?

380
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,137
What we should ask for
is matching unicorn onesies.

381
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,793
Those are sick! Pun intended.

382
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,241
And I nailed it.

383
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,379
[all grunting]

384
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,586
- Enough.
I got this, all right?

385
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,896
I'm gonna ask Splinter

386
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,448
for something
that benefits all of us.

387
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,517
- This is so exciting!

388
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,482
But terrible for Dad.

389
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,551
[gasps]

390
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:30,068
- Buckle up, boys.
It's about to get weird.

391
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,482
[air whooshing]

392
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,827
- [babbling]

393
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,379
[razor buzzing]

394
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:41,793
[all shivering]

395
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,448
- I hate stage one.

396
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,655
Think warm
thoughts.

397
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,241
Pizza ovens.
Bricks from Italy.

398
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,034
Wood chips roasting.

399
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,517
- We're four hours in.

400
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,758
His fever's
gotta break soon.

401
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,068
- I told you guys
to plan ahead.

402
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,172
Now I'm sitting here
all toasty.

403
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,517
[slurps]

404
00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,586
[spits]

405
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,689
What? Wha--
Why?

406
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:07,000
- Had to air myself out.

407
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,758
[growls]

408
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,793
[screeches]

409
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,172
[all screaming]

410
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,310
[all screaming]

411
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,379
- Don't eat me!

412
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,931
Raph's tastier!

413
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,034
- Suits on! Suits on!

414
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,241
Donnie, get the device ready.

415
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,724
- Uh, it's ready.

416
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,586
You know, my inspiration
for this device was simplicity.

417
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,241
Why dress something up
with lots of bells and whistles

418
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,724
when you can just let it
speak for its--

419
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,482
- No one has time for this!

420
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,620
[deep rumbling]

421
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,413
[grunts]

422
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,793
- Nice!

423
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,275
All right,
let's get him inside.

424
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,137
- [snarling]

425
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,793
- Okay, this should hold him
for a while.

426
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,241
- And you're sure
this isn't cruel?

427
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,620
- He loves pizza

428
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,655
and confined spaces
you can barely breathe in.

429
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,793
- Donnie, is it gonna hold up?

430
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,413
- Most definitely!

431
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:03,965
- [snarling]

432
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,689
- [screaming]

433
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,689
[hard rock music]

434
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:13,379
♪ ♪

435
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,310
- [snarling]

436
00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:16,413
- Aah!

437
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,379
- Mikey, follow me,
and be careful.

438
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:21,896
We can't afford to lose anyone
before stage seven.

439
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,275
- I thought we all agreed

440
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:26,448
it was now called
the Must Say Yes stage.

441
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,965
- It would be easier for me
to be careful

442
00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:31,965
if I knew you were gonna
ask for a pizza oven.

443
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,482
- I'm still thinking!

444
00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,655
- Quick question:
is uranium still on the table?

445
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,068
- Ugh!

446
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:42,000
Where's Splinter?
Mikey, you smell him?

447
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,000
[suspenseful music]

448
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,586
♪ ♪

449
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,655
- [whimpers]

450
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:52,275
♪ ♪

451
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,620
[gasps]

452
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:56,103
- [sighs]
- [gasping]

453
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,275
- He's not under there.

454
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,241
- Uh...

455
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,103
- What?
- [shrieks]

456
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,344
- Use your words.

457
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,000
- He's...on...you.

458
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,793
- What? Heats on stew?

459
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,896
- He's on you.

460
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:10,896
- He's on me?

461
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,068
- Yes.

462
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,241
- [snarls]
- [screams]

463
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,793
- [snarling]

464
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:21,965
Oh, my favorite son.

465
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,310
- Favorite son? Run!

466
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:30,862
- Ugh, these things
do not breathe.

467
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,137
- I know, right?

468
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,965
Uh, now, are we sure
we're safe?

469
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,896
- Calm down.
We're fine.

470
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,862
Raph and Mikey have it
under contr--oh, no.

471
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,275
- Stage three. Stage three.

472
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:42,758
- Oh, little baby blue,
come to Papa.

473
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:45,793
- Suits on! Suits on!

474
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:46,931
- Why weren't you
in your suits?

475
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,206
- It was Leo.

476
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,827
- No one forced you to,
Donnie!

477
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,724
Ugh, what's that smell?

478
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:54,931
- I love you
this much.

479
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,413
- No, no, you don't.
I'm your least favorite!

480
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,862
- Uh, Leo's infected.

481
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:00,413
Quarantine him.

482
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,931
- Hey, you need me to get
to the Must Say Yes stage.

483
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,103
We need to ask
for the onesies--

484
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,517
Whoa, it is really hot.

485
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,482
Is there a fire?

486
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:10,655
There's a fire here, right?

487
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:11,793
The floor is made of lava?

488
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,034
[screams]

489
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,862
- Down to three.

490
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,724
All right, fellas,
let's be careful

491
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,896
so the rest of us can make sure
we get what we want.

492
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,379
Who's got eyes
on the package?

493
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,344
- [gasps]

494
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:22,896
I lost him.

495
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,655
Oh!

496
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:29,689
[both gasp]

497
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,689
- Hot soup!

498
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,379
- [yelps]

499
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,413
all: Ah!

500
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,482
- Oh!

501
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,310
Where'd Splinter go?

502
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,103
all: Huh?

503
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,000
- Guys! I think I felt him!

504
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,172
- Hey, that is my butt!

505
00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:47,068
[all grunting]

506
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,482
Ow! Would everyone please
stop hitting me?

507
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,862
- Now I've really got him.

508
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,551
Take that, itchy fuzzball.

509
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,103
- [groaning]

510
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,103
- Oh, not my lab!

511
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,172
[dramatic music]

512
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:10,241
♪ ♪

513
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,620
- Donnie, you hit?

514
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,000
- No, no, I'm fine.

515
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,655
I just cut myself
on that janky old door.

516
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,103
Everything's okay.

517
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,517
Raph, did you decide
what we're gonna ask for?

518
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:25,103
- Yeah, I got it.
I'm gonna ask for--

519
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:28,310
- [clears throat]
- Huh? What?

520
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,689
- ♪ I'm... ♪

521
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:38,310
- I can't feel my ears!
Nothing is worth this!

522
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:41,068
- We're so close.
Only two stages left.

523
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:43,724
- And three
totally healthy turtles left.

524
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,275
Man, why is it so hot in here?

525
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:52,827
Oh, you're gonna get squat
from Splinter without Donnie,

526
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,965
not without ol' Donnie!

527
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,689
I'm the brains
behind this operation!

528
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:58,827
[sneezes]

529
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,172
- Uh, what stage
are we on now?

530
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,206
- Okay, okay, okay.
Listen, listen, listen.

531
00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:07,034
Okay, we open on noodle shop.

532
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,379
It's raining.

533
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:13,137
Lou Jitsu--
hot soups, two assassins,

534
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:16,103
then wham--
interdimensional doorway opens,

535
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,206
and out walks...
♪ Dun-dun-duh ♪

536
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:21,551
Jupiter Jim,
and we smash to titles!

537
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,206
- This is amazing.
Keep going.

538
00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:24,689
- We're almost
at stage seven.

539
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:28,620
This is the closest I've been
to success, uh, ever.

540
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,448
- [sneezes]

541
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,413
We're done.

542
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,517
Raph is totally
gonna blow this.

543
00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:39,551
He has no idea what to ask for,
which means--

544
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,241
Getting hot.

545
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,620
It's like I'm on the sun here.

546
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,689
- [chuckles]

547
00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,206
I'm not gonna blow this.

548
00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:49,724
- Raphael, I love you,
my brother,

549
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,310
but you do tend to fail
in big moments.

550
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:55,724
Pishposh.
But that's what makes you you.

551
00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,241
Now bring it in, buddy.

552
00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:00,586
I'm gonna hug you
till a smile comes out.

553
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:01,896
- Enough!

554
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,827
Raph's got this,
'cause in big-time moments,

555
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,793
leaders make big-time shots,
and I'm big-time!

556
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,000
- [hissing] He must say yes.

557
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,034
Make him say yes.

558
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,103
- Enough!

559
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,103
Don't mess this up, Raph.

560
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,137
Don't mess this up.

561
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,931
- Don't forget we only get

562
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,275
to ask for one thing,
my little Raph-a-doodle.

563
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,689
- I know exactly
what I'm asking for.

564
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,758
[dramatic music]

565
00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:32,241
- [moans and sniffles]

566
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:34,896
♪ ♪

567
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:36,586
- Master Splinter,

568
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,137
I know you'll say yes
to whatever I ask for.

569
00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,068
I want you to give--

570
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:44,655
- Raph-a-doodle a hug!

571
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,931
Everybody loves hugs!

572
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,137
- What? No!
Anything but that!

573
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,517
- [laughing]
Come here!

574
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:52,517
- Oh! Ow!

575
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:53,965
- [smooching]

576
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,241
- [sneezes]

577
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,103
- Ooh, flu.

578
00:21:57,172 --> 00:22:00,103
Papa wants a new bike.

579
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:01,448
[bicycle bell dings]

580
00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,275
[sneezes]

581
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:09,344
Uh-oh.

582
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:13,944
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